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    Re: atrocious food choices

    Cauliflower makes me fart

    ...big, long, stinking farts

    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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    I rather enjoy the plants of that family in a meal, followed by no-sugar added ice cream later. Makes one quite lethal for several hours after!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paolo View Post
    I rather enjoy the plants of that family in a meal, followed by no-sugar added ice cream later. Makes one quite lethal for several hours after!
    Amazon sells activated carbon filters with sticky back that you stick over your anus and the activated carbon absorbs the stench...
    A dozen pack is cheap too..

    That way, you get all the noise but not the stank and minimize destruction of the ozone layer of the atmosphere
    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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    The stench is all the fun. I especially enjoy "loading up" before going to the theater, which I rarely do. But when I do...
    Relax your clenched sphincter at Talula's.

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    The whole cabbage family does that. Also beans. Beans, beans, the musical fruit, The more you eat the more you toot. (Something my dad taught us kids.)

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    Cheddar Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches works for me.

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    Re: atrocious food choices

    Quote Originally Posted by Paolo View Post
    The stench is all the fun. I especially enjoy "loading up" before going to the theater, which I rarely do. But when I do...
    AMC Theater chain has some theaters that offer a 22 movie MARVEL MARATHON that would get you to see the second half of INFINITY WAR- ENDGAME before anyone else. ENDGAME is three hours long.
    The 22 movie marathon is 60 hours long - - think of people sitting in a movie theater for 60 hours.
    Think of all the belches, farts, BO, halitosis and other ugly things that go on when you sit in one seat for two and a half days - 60 hours.

    Why that ought to present opportunities beyond the imagination of most men...

    (two words: butt-sweat)
    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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