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    Denna1337
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    Question What did you do with your nuts?

    That sounds like a funny thing to say but I wonder what becomes of them. I've heard of some doctors giving them back to you because they really still belong to you I guess. What do you do with them though? I've heard of having them buried or burned. Maybe some people just throw them away. I heard of one girl who dried them out (I don't know how, maybe my jerky?) and kept them in a medicine pouch on her boots. Those are some ball busting boots right??

    I have my orchi scheduled for Friday (November 30th) and it just occurred to me that I didn't know what I would do with them if they were offered to me. Maybe they won't offer in which case I don't have to worry about it.

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    ~Tiamat~
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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    I was thinking of eating mine. Seemed like a once in a lifetime thing and had the finality I wanted, plus nothing to put back if I had to go to hospital.

    When it came to it they were so manky by the time I cut them off I just flushed them. Still showed the appropriate contempt

    If you really wanted to keep them I guess electroplating could work but I suspect once they're off you'll be so relieved you just won't care.

    Good luck on Friday!

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    rushsite
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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    I had an RN (female friend) and her friend (lesbian lover) do the cutting and they are now in alcohol in a jar on a shelf.

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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    i suspect that if you are having a reputable surgeon perform the orchi that they will not even be offered to you. and even if you asked for them they would not give them to you as they are considered medical waste and must be disposed of accordingly.

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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    The cutter kept them until his roommate turned him in and they were confiscated for evidence.

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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    It sounds really creepy and strange when you say to someone - "Those are my testicles in that jar on the mantle" ... Not many people understand statements like that. Consider if you ever get robbed and have to report what was stolen to the police.
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    Mine are in jars, preserved in Formalin, on a shelf in my room. --FLO--
    Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance.

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    Denna1337
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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    Well, now mine are gone as of yesterday.
    I thought I might want them or at least to see them when they were removed. Instead my surgeon wheeled them away on the cart and I never bothered, or cared, to look. That's that! Now to heal up..

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    stephanie_TG
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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    mine were thrown in a medical waist container and wheeled out on a cart to where ever they take them

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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    First let me say I was castrated by a cutter and I absolutely would not recommend this method to anyone. I was very lucky and everything went well and no problems arose and I am alive today. There are doctors out there that will do this and safely. Do not risk a cutter.
    That being said I hope it doesn't gross anyone out but the cutter who did me, took my testicles (which after the outer layer was removed were no bigger than a large grape tomato) and sauteed them, then ate them.

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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    Mine are in jars, preserved in Formalin, in my dresser.




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    butterflyjack
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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    Congratulations, Denna..May I ask, who performed the orchiectomy? Take care and heal well...smooches Jackie

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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    As far as I know mine are no longer anyplace, they were sent off to pathology, and I was informed that they were just Dead. I had asked before my surgery if I could see them, the Dr. said "its not possible as they will be going to pathology and you would not want to see them anyway" I did want to see them but...

    Ken

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    Sweetpickle
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    Re: What did you do with your nuts?

    You could claim to belong to a religion that believes in resurrection of the body.
    I believe that includes certain parts of Judaism, and probably fundamentalists.

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    When they are attached there testicles, when removed they are Hazardous bio waist.

    go figure,


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