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    Quote Originally Posted by kristoff View Post
    Snowing in Minneapolis right now. Expecting up to 2 inches in affected areas. It will be gone in a day or so as the weather warms back into the 50s and 60s.
    Oooooh I love it when it snows in Minnesota: the Red Nun stands out so much better against a white snowy backdrop


    It has been Sunny all week here and in the high 60's and low 70's. One day even made it to 81.
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    As I said, went from dust to a couple of inches of snow Sunday morning. It is turkey season and the hunters showed up at breakfast in their brown-olive-green camouflage outfits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacTheWolf View Post
    Oooooh I love it when it snows in Minnesota: the Red Nun stands out so much better against a white snowy backdrop


    It has been Sunny all week here and in the high 60's and low 70's. One day even made it to 81.
    Snow is all melted. Greening again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kristoff View Post
    Snowing in Minneapolis right now. Expecting up to 2 inches in affected areas. It will be gone in a day or so as the weather warms back into the 50s and 60s.
    My wishes fulfilled. Thank you.

    The Greatest State of California has had new record precipitation in the Northern and maybe Central areas.
    Record snow and over flowing reservoirs.

    There have been rain attempts here in the O.C. but most have fizzled out or only a misting.
    The sweet shelling peas are full of flowers and ripening pea pods. Over 6' tall and I have live trapped and
    relocated the 7th squirrel.


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    Glad to hear the horrid drought in California is finally over.

    Spring is still struggling here in Toronto, days are warmish (10 -15 degrees Celsius) but nights are still close to the freezing point.

    Spring usually lasts about 3 hours and soon we will all be complaining about the heat and humidity

    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandler1 View Post
    Glad to hear the horrid drought in California is finally over.

    Spring is still struggling here in Toronto, days are warmish (10 -15 degrees Celsius) but nights are still close to the freezing point.

    Spring usually lasts about 3 hours and soon we will all be complaining about the heat and humidity

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    How about a Metric Calendar too.

    http://www.btreport.net/articles/201...-calendar.html
    or Napoleon's ole Metric Calendar https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French...lican_Calendar

    Eh.


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    The editor's note at the end of the metric calendar article shows the guy has a future in politics (note to moderator - not going there). Thankks Moi.
    Last edited by Arab Nights; 04-14-2017 at 12:00 PM. Reason: forgot thank you note

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    Coming soon the Metric Clock
    with your day conveniently blocked of into Decidays, or tenth days
    of 2.4 hours each. And on down the 10ths it will read.


    The weather here has been 60's and alternating clouds and clear.
    How tall those sweet shelling peas may grow I cannot imagine. Over 6' tall now.

    I live captured and released the 9th squirrel from my back yard.
    I never imagined more than two or three. The cage is reset and baited with peanut butter.


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    60s centigrade or fahrenheit? You mean 0.9 dekasquirrels?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moi621 View Post
    I live captured and released the 9th squirrel from my back yard.
    I never imagined more than two or three. The cage is reset and baited with peanut butter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arab Nights View Post
    60s centigrade or fahrenheit? You mean 0.9 dekasquirrels?
    The count is now 1.1 dekasquirrels. How many in a metric dozen?
    I live in a suburb. How can there be so many squirrels?


    It is suppose to warm up to the low 80's in a few day.
    Should be good for my struggling corn.

    While it rains in northern and central Greatest State of California
    the storms just deliver some cooler air and clouds in the O.C.
    Temps between 55 at night and high 60's during the day.
    Numbers represent the Lord's, American measuring units.

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    I hope that y'all know -- one of the first assigned questions in Chemical Engineering 1 -- Unit Operations is:

    "Calculate the speed of light in Furlongs per Fortnight.
    The second question was two parts and asked for the surface of the State of Pennsylvania in hectares and what was the depth of rainfall in imperial gallons per hectare.
    And that is an essential part of learning a big chunk of Chemical Engineering called "dimensional analysis".
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    And those who passed are known to the loosey goosey conceptual artistic types as 3d analists.

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    I had a squirrel here in the bird feeder the other day. The wind was blowing, and the feeder began to swing. It hangs from a low tree branch. Then down came feeder, squirrel and all. He must have been really offended, as he's not come back.

    We've started baseball pictures, and I'm up to my eyeballs in kids who can't stand up without wobbling, and don't know how to smile. It's like a photo shoot of the gang at the bar for 'last call'. Then there's the famous, "OK, on 3, we'll take 2 pictures..."

    "BUT I HAVE TO PEE!"

    Really, Junior, you didn't have to pee 2 minutes ago, now it's a crisis? What is this, enlarged prostate at age 6?

    It always brings the sun out, too, which I DON'T want for picture days. I have to drag out reflectors, use fill flash, and all that rot... But after the weather being so dank and gray for so long, I'm not complaining. All my sprouted garden plants are so leggy, all stems, that it's going to be a neat trick getting them going. Jesus A. was kind enough to send me some fancy pepper seeds, only 1 of which germinated, so I guess I'll start a few more and just bring them in for winter. I had 2 pepper plants survive the winter in pots. If that squirrel comes back, he'll get a nasty surprise from those Padrone peppers.
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    I've heard that moth balls in the garden are supposed to discourage squirrels, though I have never put it to the test myself

    My solution has always been to plant things squirrels don't like

    squirrels are just rats with cute fluffy tails

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